I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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