DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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