Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
one might say we're banned from that church
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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