it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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