I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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