What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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