This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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