question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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