she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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