I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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