i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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