its not stalking. its research.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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