Nicole vs. Life
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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