Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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