At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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