Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
