Don't you send me to vm
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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