That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My feet surprised me
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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