do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Success! We fucked roommates!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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