Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She's just so happy...and so naked.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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