I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
