so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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