I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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