Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
