Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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