How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
someone owes me an orgasm
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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