Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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