apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
