after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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