The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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