he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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