my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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