I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
4 words: hood of his car
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You pole danced in your parka.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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