I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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