you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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