i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The uberlube is also flammable
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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