porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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