he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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