Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We left an ass print on the piano.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
God, I missed his penis.
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