He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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