Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
