She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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