Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
did i just pee glitter
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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