Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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