Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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