we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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