i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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