You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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