I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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