question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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