the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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