On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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